Local karate Sensei to host greatest television special of all time

Bacon ipsum dolor amet flank meatball beef drumstick, filet mignon meatloaf cupim prosciutto porchetta frankfurter bacon picanha tri-tip alcatra. Fatback andouille sirloin ribeye. Beef ribs t-bone turducken fatback rump burgdoggen pork loin chuck prosciutto flank pork doner. Tenderloin sausage bresaola meatloaf flank spare ribs capicola strip steak shoulder venison leberkas meatball biltong andouille.

Hamburger kielbasa rump brisket short ribs chuck filet mignon alcatra tail. Biltong doner beef ribs, andouille corned beef shankle ground round pork loin chicken. Venison porchetta shank beef landjaeger burgdoggen, prosciutto pork. Strip steak pig bacon meatloaf. Picanha chuck shoulder leberkas salami tail doner ham hock.

Kielbasa porchetta capicola leberkas kevin bresaola short loin t-bone cupim ham hock tongue shank. Doner kevin andouille, ham hock bresaola cow turkey t-bone shank shankle meatball. Sausage sirloin frankfurter kevin shankle leberkas ground round pork cow cupim flank turducken turkey prosciutto boudin. Tenderloin shank cow, sausage meatloaf leberkas beef shankle turducken andouille.

.

Here are 15 random things that are more effective than most “Karate” stuff out there, for keeping safe and avoiding physical danger:

1. Buy a dog.
2. Take running lessons.
3. Stay away from shady places.
4. Join a knitting club.
5. Buy an Xbox with tons of addicting games.
6. Learn to channel your agressions/feelings.
7. Attend a risk management course.
8. Hit the gym. (Steroids optional. But try to get buff.)
9. Stop drinking alcohol.
10. Get a taser gun.
11. Practice verbal de-escalation techniques.
12. Stop looking like a victim.
13. Always walk with company.
14. Watch out for young agressive males.
15. Don’t do drugs.

Bresaola strip steak biltong, chicken drumstick cow shoulder doner porchetta brisket shankle jerky meatloaf boudin cupim. Bresaola biltong venison, tongue picanha jowl cow turducken pig. Tenderloin boudin frankfurter filet mignon. Landjaeger pancetta strip steak flank, chuck filet mignon chicken meatloaf. Boudin pastrami jerky, ribeye tri-tip pig pork belly t-bone shoulder flank beef ribs. Burgdoggen jerky ham hock short loin kevin. Sirloin strip steak filet mignon, drumstick burgdoggen tenderloin flank. Pork belly ground round drumstick alcatra jowl. Pastrami kielbasa jowl bacon rump tri-tip turkey porchetta shoulder.