101 - LEGAL NOTICE
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Will the person who got hit in the head with a tomato in the 1950’s please contact (414) 453-5555
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179 - SERVICES AND REPAIRS
NOTICE Advance Fee Loans or Credit Offers Companies that do business by phone can't ask you to pay for credit before you get it. For more information, call toll-free 1-877-FTC-HELP. A public service message from your hometown newspaper and the Federal Trade Commission.
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MENTALLY ILL NEEDED to interview for Novel. Must be successful & interesting. 614-537-5555
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359 - MISCELLANEOUS FOR SALE
SOCCER BALL Signed by either Pele, the former Brazilian soccer player widely renowned by most experts and fans to be the finest player that has ever existed, or by some guy named “Peter” $75 901-529-5555
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PONY FOR SALE. Looks like small horse. $900 480-5555
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701 - Autos for Sale
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1995 Nissan Maxima, green, leather, loaded, CD auto start, sunroof, 4-door, good condition, $4500. Not for sale.
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Automotive
1999 ACURA INTEGRA - very clean, only rolled once, less than 60k, engine/trans/rear-end/interior all good, am/fm/cd, $3500 OBO
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For Sale
USED TOILET PAPER - For Sale. I have a wide selection of brands and designs, call for details and prices. 555-555-5555
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TURKEY - FOR SALE. Partially eaten. Only eight days old. Both drumsticks still intact. $23.00 obo. 555-555-5555
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FOR SALE Do to the down economy, I am forced to sell my collection of Star Trek portraits in order to continue paying for my World of Warcraft subscription. Please call 603-570-5555. If my mom picks up ask for Warlock
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FOR SALE: One pair hardly used dentures, only 2 teeth missing. $100 OBO. Call Ira 878-5555 after 6.
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Help Wanted
WANTED LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO do yard work. Must have hoolahoop. 730-365-5555
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TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours & benefits. Starting pay: $5-$7 per hour. Call 555-555-5555
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WAITRESS NEEDED. Must be 18 year old with 20 years experience. Apply in Person Carnation Restaurant.
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SURGEON WANTED for a new health clinic opening in the area. No experience needed. Must have own tools. Call 555-555-5555
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Lost and Found
LOST - Donkey, wearing pink halter, Monterey Center 269-793-5555
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179 - SERVICES AND REPAIRS
NOTICE Advance Fee Loans or Credit Offers Companies that do business by phone can't ask you to pay for credit before you get it. For more information, call toll-free 1-877-FTC-HELP. A public service message from your hometown newspaper and the Federal Trade Commission.
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101 - LEGAL NOTICE
This publication does not knowingly accept fraudulent or deceptive advertising. Readers are cautioned to thoroughly investigate all ads, especially those asking for money in advance.
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701 - Autos for Sale
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For Sale
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Automotive
1999 ACURA INTEGRA - very clean, only rolled once, less than 60k, engine/trans/rear-end/interior all good, am/fm/cd, $3500 OBO
email@domain.com112628